Weathering The Impending Storm

“The Great Storm of 2012” as I’m calling it, could not have arrived at a more turbulent time in our nation’s history. What happens during the next seven days will forever impact the course of history for both America and the world as we know it. My thoughts and prayers go out to all who have been and still are in Hurricane Sandy’s way and hope they will be kept safe from harm and shielded from sorrow. Choose wisely in the days that lie ahead and consider the importance of a trans-Atlantic relationship and unity in our increasingly global society. The leader of the “Free World” should serve as a beacon of light and justice unto other nations and bridge the gap (not divide or detach) between the world’s democracies, particularly with regard to our greatest ally in the Middle East. The choice is ours to make and the consequences of our actions will be felt for generations to come. Choose wisely.

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©Catch 66…

© Catch 66: A rare occurrence in a political hierarchy starting with the head of state (i.e. president) and moving down the line (next would be vice president, then speaker of the house…you get my gist), in which each individual proceeding the previous person in power poses a greater risk to the soundness, safety and well-being of that state © (This phrase was created and is copyrighted by Adelle Nazarian) ©.

Welcome to the current administration =).

The paradox – that was referenced in the “catch” part of the phrase – herein lies in the fact that regardless of whether or not the American people are happy with their choice of president, for the next three years it doesn’t matter. Because a).  They’re out of luck and b). It only gets worse…

Yes, my friends, trouble is lurking at every corner; and in this case trouble has taken the form of a triangle…but not just any ordinary triangle. This particular triangle is composed of three elements: fuel, oxygen and heat (pick your poison). Just for today, we’ll make each of the sides represent one of the top three people in office today.

Oxygen: President Barack Obama will be oxygen because for so many in the United States of America, he was and still is like a breath of fresh air. But not just any air. I’m talking about a clean-cut green, plant-laden, photosynthesis-driven, stuff your high school chemistry teacher lectured you on oxygen. “Why”, you ask? Because the main factor in the process of creating fresh and clean oxygen is light. And so many in the U.S. of A saw the LIGHT in President Obama. That is why he is the oxygen in our triangle. Next we have…

FUEL: Who else would be more fitting for this side of the triangle than our very own Vice President Joe Biden. He is the fuel that helped keep President Barry’s campaign goin’ strong. Biden is the fuel that kept the Obama-Mobile moving as the stumping continued on and on and on, state after state — and no…it still hasn’t stopped. Biden is also a strong advocate for ensuring American automakers meet certain fuel efficiency standards. I really don’t think anything could be more fitting…”BIDEN THE FUEL”.

And now for the HEAT: Nancy Pelosi…that fiery vixen! She is just so smokin’ her guns at our representatives in Congress…watch out people! Don’t cross Pelosi or she’ll get the CIA on your tail then jet away in a G5 to impose more Capitol punishment…

Basically what we have here is three separate occurrences of a Catch 22, together equaling a Catch 66…Add one more 6 and I’ll be damned! It’s Satan’s DOORBELL!! Oxygen, fuel and heat together = BOOM! EXPLOSION!

America… What’s going on here is HUGE . We reported, you decided. Now it’s time to see if your actions speak louder than our words.

Please Note: If you think I’m just going after the Donkey’s ass, be well aware that Dumbo the Elephant is also on my radar. There’s just a time and place for everything…

Oinked to Death? A Sattire

porky_pig_350Everyone panic! But don’t forget to remain calm.

Could the swine flu be the pandemic that was predicted to wipe out the human race?

Could we be witnessing the beginning of the end as we know it? (The year 2012 — said to be the apocalyptic end of the world according to the Mayan calendar — is only 2.5 years away. So maybe the swine flu is the disaster that will start it all?)

Or could we possibly, maybe, perhaps, really just be making much ado about…nothing too major?

For starters, here are some swine-a-licious flu facts and stats:

  • According to a World Health Organization (WHO) scientist, 30-40% of the population will become ill in the next six months if the swine flu turns into a pandemic.
  • Both the swine flu found in Mexico and the 1918 Spanish Flu virus are of the H1N1 subtype — the most common cause of influenza in humans. And both viruses appear to have originated in animals — hence the reference to ‘swine’. Get it?.
  • Swine flu CANNOT be spread through consumption of pork products. But a sneeze is all you need to contract it.
  • According to the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) an estimated 36,000 people in America die from the REGULAR FLU alone each year.
  • So far there have been 155 cases of individuals infected with the swine flu in the U.S. and one death — a 23-month-old baby boy. (The very young and elderly are more prone to getting the flu since their immune systems are usually not very strong).
    • # of people confirmed sickened worldwide (according to the CDC, WHO and gov’t officials) — Mexico:343 / Canada: 51 / Spain: 13 /Britain: 10 / Germany: 4 / New Zealand: 4 / Israel: 2/ France: 2 / Switzerland: 1 / Austria: 1 / China: 1 / Denmark: 1 / Netherlands: 1
    • # of deaths worldwide: Mexico: 15 / U.S.: 1

So what are our government officials saying?

Well, when asked by Matt Lauer — co-host of MSNBC’s “Today” show — what advice he’d give his family members if they plan on traveling any time in the near future, Vice President Joe Biden basically said “JUST DON’T DO IT!” He also advised against traveling in “confined spaces” like airplanes or subways where a cough or a sneeze by a person infected with swine flu could spread the illness.

Shortly after, we learned that a member of Obama’s Energy Department has been showing swine flu-like symptoms just days after returning from Mexico. (EVERYONE SHUT DOWN THE U.S.-MEXICO BORDER!!!!!). And just in case you’re wondering — don’t worry — he hasn’t been withing 6 feet of President Obama.

One word: Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E

Everyone relax.

 In a worst-case scenario — I repeat WORST-CASE SCENARIO –, we can expect to see approximately 1,700 U.S. cases of the swine flu over the next month. SO let’s just say this happens until the end of the year…that leaves us with about 11,900 people infected over the next 7 months. That’s STILL less than the 36,000 people who die each year of the regular flu. Plus, with all the dynamic advancements we’ve had in biotechnology — and word of a new vaccine coming out next month to combat the various new versions of the swine flu — most of those, hypothetically infected, people will not even die. This is nothing like what happened in 1918 or 1968. So it’s probably safe to say, you’re going to be OK. CLICK HERE

Follow these tips:

  • Wash your hands
  • cover your mouth when you cough and sneeze. If someone near you DOES happen to cough or sneeze…RUN AWAY
  • Get on your doctor’s good side (I jest)
  • Be grateful you live in the 21st century
  • And most of all…stay calm =)