‘Acela’ration: Donald Trump Declares Himself Presumptive Republican Nominee

Donald Trump at Trump Tower
Donald Trump at Trump Tower in Manhattan, NY

NEW YORK, NY — Donald Trump announced that he is the Republican Party’s presumptive nominee from his own Trump Tower in Manhattan, on Tuesday night following a clean sweep of Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania and Rhode Island in what has been dubbed the “Acela Primary”.

“I consider myself the presumptive nominee,” Trump said to the crowd of reporters and supporters who had gathered. “As far I’m concerned, it’s over. These two guys don’t have a path,” he said of his fellow Republican presidential contenders Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) and Ohio Gov. John Kasich.

Tuesday’s primary was dubbed “Acela” because the five states that held primaries on that day coincide with the route of Amtrak’s speediest carrier.

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and former Sen. Scott Brown (R-MA) were among those present in the crowd.

In addition to thanking his constituents in the states he won, Trump jestfully extended his gratitude to the media for covering him “very fairly… for the past two hours.”

Trump’s wins in the Northeast were indicative of his ability to pander to a diverse constituency; a point he made no secret of during his victory speech.

“Every state is so different,” Trump said, noting that “this is one diverse victory.”

After he addressed Cruz and Kasich, Trump took direct aim at the Democratic Party’s presumptive nominee, Hillary Clinton, while foreshadowing a more in-depth strategy for his foreign policy platform. Both during a press release and in his remarks on Tuesday evening, Trump said he will address national security and other pressing issues during a noontime Wednesday press conference at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, D.C.

“I will do far more for women than Hillary Clinton will ever do, including protecting our country” Trump said. “The only card she has is the woman’s card,” he added. “And frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man I don’t think she’d get five percent of the vote.” Clinton has benefited from support from females over her Democratic presidential rival Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) who has far greater backing from millennials in addition to being the more popular candidate.

A McClatchy-Marist poll released earlier this month indicates that 25% of Sanders supporters say they would not vote for Clinton if she were to become the Democratic nominee.

In order for Trump to cinch the Republican Party’s nomination outright, he must achieve 1,237 delegates. After tonight’s primary, he is clocked in at 1,055 leaving him just 182 delegates away from achieving that goal.

Trump also addressed the issue of immigration in his speech. “And, by the way, I want people to come into our country. But I want them to come in legally. They have to come in through a process.”

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This Is Not the Time to ‘Put Politics Aside’ America

(This post was originally published on November 2, 2014 by Adelle Nazarian)
Tonight, Anthony Bourdain asked the world to “put politics aside” as he provided viewers with a unique look inside a nation which has one of the richest and oldest cultures in history; a country that is beholden to one of the greatest dichotomies a population can exude. Iranians are extremists alright. Extreme in their ability to open their hearts and homes to complete strangers, yet tied inevitably to a regime which holds oppression at its core; deception is no stranger to this beautiful land which keeps many secrets, including recipes to some of the most delicious food one’s palette can indulge in.

As I watched Bourdain go through the process of sampling foods in Iran that I have grown up eating in America, I didn’t necessarily feel a sense of pride. After all, I AM AN AMERICAN. Then I watched him take a bite into Iranian takeout pizza which was served with ketchup and I seemed to better understand where my love for the great American condiment comes from (“I eat my ketchup with ketchup”). That scene also reminded me of my paternal grandmother’s first few attempts at making pasta, which she fed to me and my two younger siblings with ketchup! I didn’t understand it then, nor did I detest it, but somehow tonight it all seemed to make more sense. Maman Rachel started serving pasta with marinara sauce after that, but I made sure her homemade french fries were also present on Italian night ;).

The loyalty of an Iranian is unparalleled. But their loyalty will forever lie with “Vatan” (homeland). And Iran’s general population knows not the feeling of rejection, abandonment, years of blood, sweat and tears crippling right before their very eyes. That’s the experience my parents’ families had. And it’s precisely the experience that I know will be etched onto my heart in the coming days, months, and years. Especially with midterms just two days away (Nov. 4) and the potentially pivotal presidential election of 2016 drawing near.

Amid calls of “marg bar Umreeka!” (death to America!) and “marg bar Israeel!” (death to Israel!) the civilian population knows that a “friendship with America” is a priceless asset for the land which is home to Cyrus the Great; the king who created the first Charter for Human Rights known to mankind and who is praised in the Torah for bringing an end to the Jewish exile in Babylon.

Yet, as I look at the faces of the men, women and children on the television screen in front of me, listening to their voices crying out in unison “Ay delaam” (oh my heart), my own heart is filled with gratitude to my parents for providing me with the best of both cultures and worlds (Del is one of my nicknames). Yet it hardens as I recall the history behind my own story as a first-generation American whose parents were born in Iran and were forced to flee their homeland in search of a new one. The Iran of today is not the Iran of the Shah…nor is it the Iran of Cyrus the Great.

America is now Albert and Anita’s (dad and mom’s) “vatan.” It has been for the last 40+ years.

My parents chose the United States of America as their new home. They underwent a legal process to arrive in the States and became U.S. citizens soon after.

The chelo kabbab, deezee, beryani, polo, khoresht, and so many other delectable and palatable dishes served on screen were presented in portions that could feed an army twice over; after all, the culture of hospitality is no stranger to the people of Iran. But at the end of the day, it is Iran’s interests that lie at the heart of the Iranian people from start to finish; not America, nor American interests. And at the end of the day, the only way America can carry out its innate responsibility to defend its own people before it takes on its promise to aid the other nations of the world, is through exceptionalism… AMERICAN EXCEPTIONALISM. What the world needs is another Reagan of our time. Fifty years later, we are faced with another “Time for Choosing.”

No matter how we’d like to paint it, we can’t simply “put politics aside.” This is not the time nor the place to do so. Come November 4, we will all be faced with a choice and must prepare again for a potentially-pivotal election in 2016. Choose America. And choose someone who has America and American exceptionalism at their core. For a strong America leads to a stronger world.

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©Catch 66…

© Catch 66: A rare occurrence in a political hierarchy starting with the head of state (i.e. president) and moving down the line (next would be vice president, then speaker of the house…you get my gist), in which each individual proceeding the previous person in power poses a greater risk to the soundness, safety and well-being of that state © (This phrase was created and is copyrighted by Adelle Nazarian) ©.

Welcome to the current administration =).

The paradox – that was referenced in the “catch” part of the phrase – herein lies in the fact that regardless of whether or not the American people are happy with their choice of president, for the next three years it doesn’t matter. Because a).  They’re out of luck and b). It only gets worse…

Yes, my friends, trouble is lurking at every corner; and in this case trouble has taken the form of a triangle…but not just any ordinary triangle. This particular triangle is composed of three elements: fuel, oxygen and heat (pick your poison). Just for today, we’ll make each of the sides represent one of the top three people in office today.

Oxygen: President Barack Obama will be oxygen because for so many in the United States of America, he was and still is like a breath of fresh air. But not just any air. I’m talking about a clean-cut green, plant-laden, photosynthesis-driven, stuff your high school chemistry teacher lectured you on oxygen. “Why”, you ask? Because the main factor in the process of creating fresh and clean oxygen is light. And so many in the U.S. of A saw the LIGHT in President Obama. That is why he is the oxygen in our triangle. Next we have…

FUEL: Who else would be more fitting for this side of the triangle than our very own Vice President Joe Biden. He is the fuel that helped keep President Barry’s campaign goin’ strong. Biden is the fuel that kept the Obama-Mobile moving as the stumping continued on and on and on, state after state — and no…it still hasn’t stopped. Biden is also a strong advocate for ensuring American automakers meet certain fuel efficiency standards. I really don’t think anything could be more fitting…”BIDEN THE FUEL”.

And now for the HEAT: Nancy Pelosi…that fiery vixen! She is just so smokin’ her guns at our representatives in Congress…watch out people! Don’t cross Pelosi or she’ll get the CIA on your tail then jet away in a G5 to impose more Capitol punishment…

Basically what we have here is three separate occurrences of a Catch 22, together equaling a Catch 66…Add one more 6 and I’ll be damned! It’s Satan’s DOORBELL!! Oxygen, fuel and heat together = BOOM! EXPLOSION!

America… What’s going on here is HUGE . We reported, you decided. Now it’s time to see if your actions speak louder than our words.

Please Note: If you think I’m just going after the Donkey’s ass, be well aware that Dumbo the Elephant is also on my radar. There’s just a time and place for everything…